Monday, July 25, 2005

how totally cool is this? My secret plans have been disclosed:

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Incapacitate a Scientist. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Unholy Menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:
Next, you will Seize control of the Pyramids of Giza. This will cause countless hordes of the Undead to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:
Finally, you will Activate your Secret Death Ray, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

Is that totally cool or what. Fuzzy evil bunnies is a tribute to Anya, gone but not forgotten. If you have to ask who Anya is, it doesn't really matter.

For help with your own evil plan, go to http://members.tripod.com/~mrpuzuzu/plan.html
My thanks to Red Shoe Ramblings for showing the way...

2 comments:

Deb R said...

I love Anya. :-)

Excellent Evil Plan!

Tonya R said...

Well I owe it all to you. You do your dirty work from the moon, I'll start tunneling up from my Underground Secret HQ of Doom (I love saying that) and soon we'll be invincible.